It Was Nice Knowing You

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Paulina Porizkova is the newest judge on “America’s Next Top Model” even though she doesn’t have much faith in the show. Paulina doesn’t think Tyra Banks’ reality show baby produces any real supermodels.

She told TVGuide, “Models are not superstars anymore. With cheap computer retouching, anybody can be a cover girl. You can be 50 and have acne, but look gorgeous by the time they’re done with you. Models are back to what they were in the ‘70s: clothes hangers.

[They want to be models] for the same reason I did — they’re looking for love. They think, ‘I’m on TV; people will realize that I’m worth something. But once the TV’s over and they join the real world, it’ll be a whole different thing.

Do you hear that? It’s Tyzilla wreaking havoc! I actually liked Paulina on the show, but it was nice knowing her. TyTy will definitely replace her ass next season. TyTy will probably try to find a way to clone herself, so she can be two judges. Double the TyTy.

Paulina is right. None of those chicks are model material. They should change the name to “America’s Next Top Kohl’s Model.”

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