White Oprah’s reality TV masterpiece will debut this Summer on E! The show has tentatively been called “Living Lohan” and will follow White Oprah as she tries to make a star out of 14-year-old Ali Lohan. The other Lohan kids will also be featured, but White Oprah is the star. FINALLY! She is the real star of the family.
E! said, “The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today. This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”
Rolls with the punches? More like knows how to roll the blunts. I can’t wait to follow the Lohan family as they get drunk, go fake tanning and….what else do they do?