Drunk, Stoned Or Both?

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

Asshole Simpson was on Washington DC’s Hot 99.5 Kane in the Morning show today and homegirl sounded out of it. She was either drunk, stoned or she was suffering from dick high. Asshole giggled the entire time and admitted she got a tattoo that morning. When they asked if it was a rose, she said, “No it’s a peoooonieeeeee.

She also tried to explain her new song and she needed to be slap. She said, “The best line in the song is uh…you know…the come over line….uh…um…it’s pretty genius…it’s um…i’m not over it so come over…um….pretty genius….the girl kind of thing…..um….ehehehehehehe” Lay off the bong in the morning, Ass!

Her rep denies she was drunk
and blames it on being tired, “Ashlee was absolutely not intoxicated this morning on Hot 99.5. She has been working extremely hard traveling across the country to promote her upcoming new album by performing at night and waking up very early the next day to do radio interviews in the morning – like any of us would be – she was simply just tired.”

I’m surprised he didn’t blame it on acid reflux. Bitch isn’t tired, she’s just stupid.

Papa Joe needs to get her to lip-synch her interviews as well. She can’t handle it.

Click here to listen if you want, but it’s pretty annoying

Thanks Angela

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