Daniel Noreiga’s Beautiful Christmas Message

March 4, 2008 / Posted by:

My American Idol homegirl, Daniel Noriega, made this little Christmas MySpace video a little while and it’s come back to get him. Angst! I bet he owned every single item from “Emily the Strange.” It took me a while to figure out it was actually Daniel Noriega. I thought it was just some faux punk chick. MySpace is filled with those types.

In the video Daniel rolls his eyes to a Christmas song and then says, “I hope Santa Claus rapes your fucking mother and I hope you all get coal, because your all pieces of shit.”

This girl is soooo going to win. She gives the best Xmas greetings. And he doesn’t look like Jessica Alba for the record!

I’m getting major Chrissy Crocker vibes from this vid.

VIA TheDirty

Thanks Kenzi

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