Nicole Richie’s People magazine cover has outsold Xtina’s People cover. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Nicole and sad clown baby’s cover is on track to sell around 1.8 million copies. Xtina and Max didn’t even come close to that. A source said that Xtina never does well on covers.
They went on to say that people are intrigued by Nicole. “There’s also a greater element of curiosity with Nicole. She’s gone public about being a heroin addict. Her boyfriend is covered in tattoos. By default, she’s got the more interesting baby. People want to see how she settles down. They want to see what kind of baby someone with her background has.”
Interesting baby? Is that a nice way of saying she’s got an uglier baby. People do like seeing ugly babies. It makes them feel better about themselves. Those two babies look the same to me. Switch them and I wouldn’t even notice.
JLo is going to trump them all! JLo allegedly got paid around 6 million clams for her People Magazine cover. She better step it up if she wants to sell in this market. I’m proposing an all-nude family portrait. Well, everyone except Skeletor. I don’t think my retinas could handle seeing Skeletor’s bone.
The real loser in all of this is People Magazine for paying all that dough for these 3 skanks!