The Romance Of Our Time Is Over

March 3, 2008 / Posted by:

The Sun reports that Brit Brit Spears and Adnan Ghalib are over after she found texts from another woman on his iPhone. Brit questioned Adnan about why he was being photographed with different chicks around town. She grabbed his iPhone and found the sexy texts.

A source said, “There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.” iPhone in the pool?! Wait, that shit isn’t waterproof? It fucking should be. Apple needs to get on that. It should float and turn into a little raft.

Adnan has been trying to get Brit back with sweet texts and notes like this:

Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can’t wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always. Adnan

Milky bowl of soup? Excuse me for a minute while I lose my soup. Adnan’s milky bowl of soup is probably extra chunky. That shit is probably like gumbo!

Please, they will be back together by this afternoon. Adnan just has to flash his landing strip and she’ll be wet again for him. It’s that easy.

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