Morning Wood

March 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Simon Cowell turned down a $2 million offer to be the new dick of Viagra – I’m Not Obsessed

Pete Wentz and Seth Green are totally fucking – Towleroad

Dr. 90210 is the only one shopping from the International Male catalog – Mollygood

Ellen Degeneres is putting out her own line of dog food. Ok… – Celebitchy

Kylie Minogue could be the next Mrs. Paul McCartneyHoly Moly!

Marilyn Manson to make Evan Rachel Wood his child bride? – ICYDK

Lindsay Lohan thinks Eli Roth is too old – SOW

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