Mickey Rourke Is Looking Fine

March 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Please tell me Mickey Rourke is wearing a fake hair scrunchie! You know he bought that shit at Sally’s Beauty Supply. He was there to pick up some anal bleach.

Here’s Mickey outside the Waverly Inn in NYC last night. I’m sure Mickey cleared the room the minute he walked in the door. I’m sorry, but how the hell are you supposed to enjoy your truffle macaroni with Freddy Krueger staring at you? One….two….Freddy’s coming for you…..

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