Matthew Fox Breaks The Law All The Time

March 3, 2008 / Posted by:

In an interview with Empire Magazine, Matthew Fox admitted to always breaking the law and using illegal narcotics frequently.

He said, “I break the law all the time! I’ve done plenty of illegal narcotics, but I think everyone knowingly breaks the law pretty often, don’t they? I can’t imagine living my life abiding by the law completely. That’d be tough to do.” Arrest him! He’s such a rebel. I don’t think Matthew is committing murder every day. I think he means stupid things like running a stop sign, cheating on your taxes and engaging in anal sex (depending on which state you live in). If that’s the case, then yes I break the law every single day.

Matt went on to talk about his adventures with drugs, “My wife and I travelled to Jamaica 15 years ago. Oh God, it was a crazy trip! We stayed in this little bungalow out on the water, baked out of our minds for the first three days. We were just so stoned! And then we got sick and proceeded to continue to get stoned because that makes you feel better.

I think he’s still stoned. Oh Matt! Just take off your top, say the lines given to you and shut the fuck up about everything else.


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