Because I haven’t tortured you enough with Britney and Heidi’s duet, here’s Madonna’s new song with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. The full song leaked to French radio this past weekend and now it’s on the Internet. I hope for her sake this is a major rough cut. I’m not even joking when I say it’s hurting my fucking ears. I’d rather listen to Paula Abdul’s “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow” over and over again than listen to this shit one more time.
I mean, does anybody even sing anymore? Madonna probably goes in the studio for 10-minutes, sings a few lines and then a computer does the rest of the work. Horrid.
Oh Madonna, please go back to singing about pink elephants and lemonade.