Baby Or Bloat?
March 3, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Pregnant or just a little bloat? Yeah, I don’t think she’s knocked up either. Kate Hudson is just suffering from a little thing called “skinny fat.” I suffer from that awful condition too. One time I had skinny fat in a bad way, so my mom told me to stick my ass up and force the farts out. She said that would ease the belly bloat. I didn’t want to tell her that sticking my ass up in the air wasn’t going to solve my skinny fatness. If that was true, I’d be a fucking twig. My ass is always up….oh forget it….too much information.
Here’s Kate in Miami, hopefully getting a tan.
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