Two Steps Behind

March 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Reese Witherspoon and her best girlfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal, did a little shopping at A.P.C. in NYC today. Jake looks like he’s trying to get away from her ass. Reese had to shout, “Hey Girl! Wait up! Agent Provocateur is the other way. Didn’t you say you wanted a new pair of pink panties for yourself?

I don’t mind Reese, but she always looks like she’s smelling a rank ass fart. I guess I would make that face if I constantly had to smell Jake’s butt cum. Trust me, if you don’t clean the butt cum right away it will sit in there and simmer like braised red cabbage. Well, so I’ve heard.

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