Strangle Her While You Have The Chance

March 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Here’s Jessica Alba and Princess RiRi at the Fendi store opening in Paris a few nights ago. Jessica is knocked up with her “brown baby“, but that’s not stopping her from enjoying the shows in Paris. Selfish bitch! I hope she gets mega fat, but only in her face. That way all the fat will stay in her head and hopefully her mouth will become too heavy to open.

Princess RiRi looks like she had her make-up done by a doll maker. Put an alien curse on your make-up artist, RiRi! He fucked you up.

Also, here’s Jessica at the Lanvin show in Paris today. It doesn’t look like Cash came with her to Paris. I hope she put a bike lock on his dick, because you know how that bitch is.

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