Katherine Heigl Is Just Jealous

March 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

T.R. Knight needed to slap this bitch! The other night, Katherine Heigl and T.R. were out and about with his boy toy when he stopped to sign a bunch of autographs. Drunk ass Katherine kept trying to pull him away and she finally yanked him hard. Dumbass is just jealous, because the only people asking for her autograph are the ones that want to look down her shirt. And that’s not a lot of dudes.

Yet another reason for me to not feel guilty when I’m wiping my ass with Katherine Heigl toilet paper. That shit doesn’t exist, but I would make a killing if I printed Katherine’s mug on toilet paper sheets. Ok, I would be the only one buying it, but still!

And look at this bitch thinking she’s high-class by smoking Dunhills. Bitch, you know you smoke Mistys, so stop frontin!

Tags: Dumbasses, Girlfriend Please, Uncomfortable

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