March 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino’s swollen crack mouth has been explained. I thought bitch had a little dental work to fix up her crack teeth, but her spokeswhore claims she has impetigo. Her spokeswhore said, “Amy has been diagnosed with impetigo which she’s been told can be highly contagious. Because of that she’s been put on antibiotics and may have to stay home alone for the next few days.

That’s nice to hear, because Amy performed at a Fendi party only a couple of nights ago. Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen, Jessica Alba, Princess RiRi, Kanye West and Milla Jovovich were all at the party. Highly contagious? Hopefully, Paris will soon be filled with swollen mouthed celebutards.

She told the crowd at the Fendi party, “I’m available for bookings. If anyone wants me for a wedding or a bar mitzvah. … Well maybe not a wedding. My music’s a little too heartbreak. For a wedding, you need something meeker.” And she’ll throw in a little impetigo for free!


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