The Return Of The Prince

March 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Prince Harry returned to England this morning after news of him in Afghanistan was leaked by some fun killer here in the US. Hot Ginge’s daddy, Prince Charles, spoke to the media for a bit. He said, “As you can imagine it’s obviously a great relief as far as I’m concerned to see him home in one piece. I’ve been incredibly proud of Harry and I promise you … equally proud of all the dedicated service given by all our armed forces.

A witness said that Hot Ginge looked “shattered” to be back. He wasn’t shattered, he was just stoned. I bet they have some good shit over there. Before leaving Hot Ginge spoke to that slut Chelsey Davy. A source told UsWeekly, “It was one of the happiest and emotional moments of her life. She was in a state of ecstasy and tears.”

Hot Ginge also told the press before leaving Afghanistan that he wasn’t looking forward to coming back home. He said, “I don’t want to sit around in Windsor. But I generally don’t like England that much and, you know, it’s nice to be away from all the press and the papers and all the general shite they write.” Shite? Yeah, he’s a total stoner.

Hot Ginge isn’t the only royal going out into battle. Prince Willy will most likely be next. He plans to serve on the front lines on a Royal Navy ship very soon.

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