Pink Wig Dude just won’t give up. For the past couple of days he’s been trying to give Brit Brit a “special present,” but she wants nothing to do with him. Yesterday, Brit was leaving dance practice when he tried to pass her the pressie through her car window. Brit kept pushing it back to him. The paps say the present contained a thong and a pink wig like the one he’s wearing. I guess he’s trying to tell her ass to wear panties. Ha! Like she’s going to do that. Pink Wig Dude better watch his it, because Brit’s new crazy bodyguard is going to tear that wig off of him and shove it up his ass.
In positive Brit news, TMZ reports that she’s complying with court orders. Brit’s chauffeur drove to UCLA Medical Center today and picked up her shrink and a court-appointed doctor. I guess it’s been scheduled for a week and all is well at Casa de Frapp. I know, big wow! This was for those hos that say I only give negative Brit news. NOW EAT IT!