Crack Mouth

March 1, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Amy Wino sported a lovely swollen jaw as she left for Paris last night with Blake II. I’m guessing she had a little more dental work to fix her crack mouth. This shit reminds me of the last time I went to the dentist and they were all fancy and shit with flat-screen tvs and heated pillows. They handed me headphones, turned on some movie, heated the pillow and then went to work on my mouth. It was better than most of my dates. When I was a kid, the only thing I had to entertain me at the dentist was that stupid “hang in there” cat poster. They used to put that shit on the ceiling. Yeah, quality entertainment.

Here’s also Wino arriving in Paris with Blake II where she performed for fashion week. Blake II is not alive, right? He is probably 300 years-old.

Tags: Amy Winehouse

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