Because I Really Needed To Know This

March 1, 2008 / Posted by:

This is one of the dumbest and funniest stories I’ve read in a long time and I read a lot of dumb ass shit. I mean, I consider Jackie Collins a literary genius. Anyway, here’s the story courtesy of UsWeekly:

The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their adoption of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood’s ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.

Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled “I [Heart] My Penis.

[Angelina] laughed and bought it,” a witness told Us.

Thank you UsWeekly for making me feel very uncomfortable. I doubt Angelina bought the “I Heart Penis” gum for Maddox, she bought it for Brad to remind him he still has a dick. Because being with her, you kind of forget that shit. That was very considerate of her.

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