The Aliens Have Gotten To Jeff Conaway!

February 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Jeff Conaway of “Celebrity Rehab” claims he’s finally kicked drugs. Jeff told Inside Edition that John Travolta and Scientology have helped him. What would Dr. Drew say?

He said, “I’ve been doing Scientology…My doctor was like holy cow, he says whatever you’ve been doing keep doing it because it’s really working. John and I stayed friends but he couldn’t watch me going down the tubes…He gave me a whole library of Scientology books and he’s given me an auditor who comes almost every day.”

They got another one! I don’t know what worse, being a crackhead or being a Scientologist? I have to think about that one. I think that daily auditor is slowing draining Jeff’s blood and replacing it with alien blood. Jeff will be screaming about psychiatry, spraying his head with canned hair and running around with robot women in no time.

It’s sound like he’s already on the right crazy track. Jeff also said, “I’m going to be strong and healthy and totally together. I’ve got to get ready for my Academy Award.” Spoken like a true Scientologist! Delusional. Good work John.

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