Prince Hot Ginge Heads Home

Prince Hot Ginge has been pulled from Mission: Save The World and is returning home to England reports People. Harry had been in Afghanistan since December and the British Army had made an agreement with the media to keep that shit quiet, but news leaked yesterday. The fun is over.

The Ministry of Defense said, “Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken … to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately. This decision has been taken primarily on the basis that the worldwide media coverage of Prince Harry in Afghanistan could impact on the security of those who are deployed there, as well as the risks to him as an individual soldier.”

23-year-old Harry was due to stay there until April on a secret mission against the Taliban. He told the press, “[I] finally get the chance to actually do the soldiering I wanted to do from ever since I joined.” He also said he hoped his mother would be proud.

Damn you fun killers! It’s ok Prince Hot Ginge, you can come visit me and we’ll play soldiers in the desert. You can give me a few shots to the face and pop my cannon.

Harry will be back in Afghanistan. I know it. You can’t keep a hot ginge down for long.