February 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Tara Reid is most likely not even drunk in these pictures. Her face just always has that drunk look. It’s probably years and years of being a drunk whore that her face just kind of molds that way every now and again. I love that she’s wearing such a lady-like CZ necklace. I know where that ended up by the end of the night. Anal beads!

Speaking of lit, here’s Kelly Osbourne in London last night. Now that she’s a skinny bitch, she can’t hold her booze. Oh the life of a no-talent celebrity! Up all night, sleep all day! That’s right….ahhhhhhh….Sorry, I have that Slaughter song in my head.

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