Justin Timberlake dons a curly wig, pornstache and stuffed crotch for his new movie “The Love Guru.” The movie also stars Mike Myers, Jessica Alba and Verne Troyer. A real winner. You know your movie is going to suck when Justin Timberlake looks like the funniest thing in it. After seeing his other movies, this bitch should quit the acting thing.
I think he stuffed his crotch with the same strap-on Jessica Biel uses on him.
Justin, take off your shirt, sing in that high-pitched Jacko voice and stay out of movies. If you follow these three rules, everything will be ok.
And will Mike Myers just stop already! Just stop! Open a window, breathe in the fresh air and stop! That’s all I can say about him.