Isn’t That Nice?

Jamie Lynn Spears’ Uncle Willy spoke to the media again about his knocked up niece and he really only had lovely things to say about her. Uncle Willy spoke from his camper van home and said JL was an accident and that Jamie Spears didn’t want her. I’m sure Uncle Willy is JL’s favorite uncle.

Uncle Willy told InTouch that Jamie had a vasectomy after Britney was born and he was shocked to learn Lynne was pregnant. He said, “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” Jamie also demanded a DNA test which proved JL was his. Uncle Willy added, “That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.” He thinks “history is repeating itself,” because JL is knocked up.

Uncle Willy needs to shut the fuck up. He needs to go outside, fuck a goat, inhale some more Jenkem and keep his trap shut. I should take my own advice and quit listening to his hillbilly ass. Whenever I read Uncle Willy’s quotes, I imagine him saying it in a Jethro Bodine accent. It sort of makes me laugh.

How many blocks of government cheese do you think these tabloids are giving Uncle Willy to say all this crap?

Here’s JL house shopping yesterday. They grow up so fast.