Last night on American Idol, 3 out of 4 of my predictions went home. I’m like that psychic pussy in Santa Monica, CA! Jason Yeager, Robbie “I Wear A Wig” Carrico and Alexandrea Lushington were all sent to the bone yard. I didn’t get Alaina right, but I’m glad she went home. The world already has one Carrie Underwood. We don’t need two.
When Ryan Gaycrest told Alaina she was going home, she immediately burst into tears and said “she couldn’t sing.” They torture the contestants by telling them they aren’t worthy, but then they force them to sing the song that got them voted out. I know I’m a black-hearted bitch, because I burst out laughing when she burst into tears. It’s not like they were making her witness her entire family get executed! Get with the program Alaina! If you want to be in this business, you better work through the tears. When a casting director is fingering your a-hole during an audition, you have to keep those tears in the eyes. This is Hollywood darling.
I’m so glad Skunk Head didn’t go home. I can’t wait to hear what song she’s going to murder next week.