Britney Can’t Be Bothered With A Stupid Little Thing Called Rent

TMZ reports that Brit Brit was almost evicted from her Malibu mansion, because she forgot to pay rent this month. Brit’s landlord, Love Shack Trust, wanted to kick her ass out after she was 2-weeks late on her $35,000-a-month rent. They added a $2,100 late fee which was not paid. Two weeks? Damn, they are strict. What the hell is Britney doing renting a house. Homegirl needs to call up Suzanne Whang, get on Househunters and buy a joint. Renting is for foolios, like myself.

Sources blame Brit’s finance handlers, but everything has now been paid and she’s not getting evicted. Britney can’t be bothered with petty things like paying rent. It was probably Sam’s job, but he was too busy crushing sleeping pills into her Fanta shakes.

I think Britney has the hottest landlord name ever. Love Shack Trust?! If that was my landlord’s name, I would be on time with rent every month, because I would actually look forward to writing their stupid name on a check.

Here’s some pics of Britney leaving dance practice yesterday. She kept covering her stomach and she looked to be wearing an engagement ring. She’s engaged alright. Engaged to attention and pregnant with its child.