People Magazine has confirmed that JLo and Skeletor have named their twins Max and Emme. JLo’s manager confirmed to the magazine. I am truly disappointed with JLo. I was expecting her of all people to give me some tacky glamour! Max and Emme? That shit sounds like a discount shoe line they sell at Foley’s. I mean a few of you even pointed out to me that Max and Emmy are the names of the brother and sister in the cartoon “Dragon Tales.” You know that’s where they got the names from, because Skeletor definitely watches that shit. He can probably relate to Ord the dragon.
Anyway, People Magazine wrote, “The new parents welcomed their son and daughter on February 22nd Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and Max followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.”
Max and Emme?! UGH! I still can’t get over it. Bitch is trying to be all refined and conservative. JLo, I don’t know if I’ll ever forgive you for this. I was counting on you! Hopefully, she’ll redeem her shit with their middle names.