A Whole Lotta Crack Dough

February 29, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Winehouse has been offered $1 million to perform one-time at a Louis Vuitton event during Paris fashion week. Amy will travel to Paris today via private jet for her performance. They must be a fan of the heroin shimmy shake.

A source said, “Louis Vuitton are huge fans of Amy and think she’ll be the perfect performer during their show, which is one of the most anticipated throughout the week. It’s a lot of money but they know she’ll be worth it.

Louis Vuitton may love her, but Wino was voted the “Worst Dressed” at the NME Awards last night in London.

I’m sure Wino will put the 1 million clams to good use. At least her Blake Incarcerated won’t have to trade signed autographs of her for baggies of heroin anymore. He can use cold hard cash from now on and look like a real players.

Here’s Wino moving houses yesterday. Blake II was also around giving the same tired Virgin Mary head tilt. He always looks like he a couple of pills away from ending it all. Cheer up Blake II! You’re Wino’s best pal. Ok, he does have reason to be eternally depressed.

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