Two Aliens Take Their Beards Out To Dinner

February 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett all met up for dinner at The Cut in Beverly Hills. Outside of the restaurant, Will and Jada gave a big show by kissing in front of all of the paps. Yes, we get it Will and Jada. You two are red-blooded, hetero lovers. Too bad Tommy Girl didn’t see the kiss, because he probably would have attacked Jada by the hair for kissing up on his man.

And where the hell has Suri been lately?! Does a robot tune-up take that long? I have a feeling the next time we see her in a couple of months she’s going to be a grown-up teenager like in the soap operas. One day the character is a little girl and a few month later she’s a hot 16-year-old. Lucy Liu can play grown-up Suri since her show’s going to be cancelled any minute now.

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