She Should Take His Offer

February 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Hugh Hefner was so impressed with Lindsay Lohan showing it all as Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine that he wants her to do the same for him. Hugh reportedly wants her to recreate Marilyn’s naked swim in “Something’s Got To Give” for Playboy.

Lindsay is apparently thinking about it reports The New York Post.

She should definitely take his offer. Those fake tanning sessions aren’t cheap and I’m sure she has to pay for White Oprah and Ali’s shit tans too. Lindsay is just going to make a career out of slutting it up as naked Marilyn Monroe in various magazines. New York Magazine, Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Amateur Porn, Pink Taco …the possibilities are endless.

When she’s done with that she can star as MM in porn movies. “Some Like It In The Ass,” “Someone’s Got To Cum,” “There’s No Business Like Ho Business” and “Don’t Bother To Knock, Just Come In And Fuck Me.” I know! You are probably better at that porn movie name shit.

Thanks Amy

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