Promised To Pete
February 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
Ashlee Simpson was on The Fuse yesterday where she denied she’s pregnant and engaged. Papa Joe would never have it! Ashlee said that she is “promised” to be Pete Wentz and has the ring to prove it. She said, “It just means that he hasn’t asked my dad yet…”
I think she’s lying. She’s totally wearing one of those commitment rings creepy fathers give their daughters at the Purity Ball. She’s promised to daddy forever. Besides, you should not wear promise rings after the age of 14. I bet they make friendship bracelets for each other too. Oh shit! Do you remember making friendship bracelets? I think I majored in that in grade school.
Here’s Asshole and Pete in NYC the other night. They should really buy stock in Big Sexy Hair Straightening Balm.
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