Yesterday, I posted a little item from Cindy Adams’ column about Nicole Kidman allegedly drinking white wine at the Oscars even though she’s got an ice cube in the ice box and a husband on the wagon. Nicky’s publicist is pissed and is ready to shank a bitch named Cindy Adams.
Catherine Olim, Nicky’s pr whore, issued this statement, “I try to ignore your column, unlike most of the rest of the world, because it is so nasty. But I have to tell you that Nicole Kidman most certainly did NOT drink white wine or any other alcoholic beverage backstage. She had water and lemon zinger tea. That’s it. I know, I was there with her. I cannot remember the last time that Cindy Adams got anything right. She’s an idiot, and you can quote me.”
Who knew Nicole had such a hot publicist? Cindy and Catherine should settle this like professional ladies….DEATH MATCH! My money’s on Cindy. She’s probably filing down her dentures right now into little sharp spikes.