Free Daisy from her Louis Vuitton prison! Actually, that shit looks nicer than my apartment and bigger too. A make-up free Jessica Simpson arrived at JFK yesterday with Daisy in hand. I can’t stand this frog, but she looks a million times better without make-up and she’s keeping her mouth shut!
“Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it will all of you. I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops for Operation MySpace, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess“
Oh Ches! I think you’re the only one that can’t wait for your country album to be released. I guess something has to sit in the Wal-Mart clearance section. I think Daisy wants to go to Kuwait too and she wants to be left there, so she won’t have to deal with Ches anymore. I bet Daisy makes a ferocious soldier. And how many times do you think Ches had to google Koowaite to make sure she was spelling it right? At least a million times. I totally spelled Kuwait wrong on purpose to see if you were awake. Ok, I’m lying.