Britney Is Still Making Awesome And Insane Demands

It’s nice to see that Britney Spears hasn’t completely lost the crazy now that she’s under Daddy Spears’ reign. Gatecrasher reports that Brit Brit strolled into the Betsey Johnson store on Melrose with a Dolce & Gabbana dress in hand. She told them she wanted them to copy the dress, but in all white and have it ready that night. They had to tell her that they don’t have a dressmaker on staff and that the dress doesn’t belong to them.

Brit take that shit down to Chinatown! They will even give you a massage with happy ending while you wait. And why the hell does Brit need a white dress to wear that night? Wedding! Well, a fake wedding with all her stuffed animals and London.

After the store told her ass it couldn’t be done, she decided she wanted to buy something. A source said, “The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window.” The manager decided to sell it to her for $100.

Yup, she’s still awesome. She probably thought the yellow wig was the perfect shade of blonde. She totally said, “People will reckon it’s natural! Ah’s fool them! Blimey!”