Blah…Blah…Back On Drugs…Blah…Blah

February 28, 2008 / Posted by:

The Wino is back on drugs. That’s if you believe The Sun. A friend told them that she’s back on coke, ecstasy, cannabis and booze. The breakfast of champions! Wino managed to stay clean for 10 days in order to get her US Visa, but friends say she started using again right after that.

One friend said that last week Wino was purposely burning herself with a lighter while telling them, “My life is a shell of what it was. People talk to me and I just zone out. It’s like the whole world is now stillborn. Colours aren’t as bright, love doesn’t feel real. I don’t know who I am and I just feel numb.” Quick! Get out your guitar. There’s a song there.

Wino must be back on the drugs, because she’s dragged out that braided gold belt. It’s like we’re reliving 2007 all over again.

Here’s Wino with a homo-looking friend buying paper towels last night. At first I thought she was buying a bunch of toilet paper which got me excited for some reason. I always want to buy toilet paper in bulk, but I get embarrassed. I know everyone shits, but I always find myself reaching for the 4-pack instead of the 12-pack. Issues.

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