Last week, I got 3 out of 4 American Idol cast-offs correct, but this week I’m going to get 0 correct. They all deserve to go home, because David Archuleta has this shit in his pocket. I can’t stand the fetus, but I’m seriously alone on this one. He’s like 8-years-old! If this American Idol thing doesn’t work for him, he should get a job being a decoy on “To Catch A Predator.”
So here’s my pics for the 4 losers of the night:
Jason Yeager: When you come on the screen and I change the channel, that’s not a good sign!
Robbie Carrico: He used to date Britney Spears and he wears a wig. Enough said.
Alexandrea Lushington: She ruined a Chicago song and she must be punished!
Amanda Overmyer: I think America can’t stand another week of her looking at her skunk head.
As long as Daniella Noriega is still in the game, I’m alright. Each week I look forward to seeing his stunning chola mother!