Two Of The Most Annoying People On TV To Join Forces

February 27, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks will team up to produce a reality show. Their concept is really original and innovative. It’s about….are you ready?…….it’s going to knock you out of your very uncomfortable office chair…..it’s about a group of beautiful people living in a house together! Ashton and Tyra are like the Joel & Ethan Cohen of reality TV! They come up with the best ideas.

ABC has ordered 8 episodes of the series. THR reports, “The as-yet-untitled project will feature contestants competing in a beauty pageant. Naturally there’s a twist, but the network has requested that the concept remain under wraps because the show hasn’t started production.”

Unless the twist involves the beautiful people taking turns disfiguring each other like in “Hostel,” I won’t be watching this crap. Fuck it, I’ll be watching it anyway. I just can’t get enough of beautiful drunk people going at it. ABC should just save their money and do a mash-up of Big Brother, Top Model, The Bad Girls Club, Beauty & The Geek and The Real World.

Tags: Reality TV, Tyra Banks

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