Oh Adnan! That’s not a baby bump, it’s pill bloat. Do I have to teach him everything? He’s going to be very disappointed when Britney pops out a Cheeto covered Adderall pill in 9 months.
Star Magazine claims Britney is knocked up with another miracle. A source tells the mag, “Britney is Adnan’s dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he’ll be made for life.”
If it’s true, I really hope the little bundle of joy gets Adnan’s landing strip. That’s his best feature.