Nicole Richie Has A Baby

Here’s Nicole Richie with her little sad clown baby, Harlow Winter, on the cover of People Magazine which hits newsstands this Friday. Nicole talks about how her life changed once Harlow came into her life, “It’s almost like I don’t even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

I remember what it was like. You drove drunk on the wrong side of the freeway. Crazy bitch.

She also talked about how she’s not eating much due to breastfeeding, “I eat really bland [food] – chicken noodle soup, vegetables, fish. I had to cut out milk, no tomatoes, no lettuce. You think you have to cut everything out when you’re pregnant, but you really have to cut everything out when you’re breastfeeding.” Sounds like she’s eating more now than she did when she wasn’t pregnant.

Harlow is a doll, but once again all babies this age pretty much look the same. Slap a possum baby on there with Nicole and I wouldn’t know the difference. Fuck, slap a possum baby with Harlow Winter and I would easily mistake it for Nicole.

Thanks Sheila