Glowing Skin

February 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit was out getting some jeans at Levi’s yesterday and caused another pap frenzy. The cops were called in to control the crowd, but ended up giving Brit’s bodyguard a ticket for parking in the red zone. Brit seemed to be completely out of it and not really used to all the attention. Her blood sugar was low, because Starbucks was closed for three hours yesterday. Her body is not used to operating without the Frapp. Her bodyguard managed to yank her ass through the crowd and into the car. Seriously, she sort of flies into the seat. Now she knows how her sons feel!

In other BS news, a Federal judge denied her conservatorship case and it has been sent back to state court. Supreme Court….here comes Brit! She’s taking it all the way to the top.

What Brit really needs to do is drop all this court shit and focus on her skin. Get a chemical peel or something! Damn, her skin is so over her that it’s giving itself a peel.

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