Dumbledore Is A Pimp

February 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Michael Gambon may play a homo wizard on the big-screen, but he’s a straight up woman-loving pimp in real life. Page Six reports that 67-year-old Michael is currently leading a double life. He has been married for 45 years to Lady Anne Gambon, but he’s also carrying on a relationship with 42-year-old Philippa Hart. She gave birth to his baby last May.

Michael splits his time between his home with Lady Anne and Philippa’s London home.

A friend of Lady Anne’s said, “She is friendly and chatty, though she has never once mentioned anything to do with Michael’s mistress or the baby. But she happily talks away about him and which new part he is playing . . . I can’t imagine she can be pleased with the situation, but she seems to put up with it and I’d say she definitely still loves him. Maybe she realizes the only way to keep him is to let him lead this rather odd double life.

Michael isn’t the only character actor in this sort of arrangement. Oscar-winner Tilda Swinton still lives with her baby daddy, but keeps a 29-year-old boy toy on the side. She said they are all really close friends.

Hey, whatever works for you. I’ve never been a fan of double-dipping. It takes way too much concentration and focus. I can barely remember someone’s name after dating them for a few months, so I can only imagine having to learn two people’s names. And one person bitching at you constantly is enough.

How many times do you think Michael called his chicks by the wrong name? Pepaw better be careful. He’s going to get a frying pan to the face one of these days.

Thanks Andraya

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