I’m getting major polyester hair vibes from American Idol’s Robbie Carrico. There’s something not right there. I was waiting for Paula Abdul to ask him where he gets his wigs last night, because I know her crazy ass was eyeing it. I’m only watching this crap, because I can’t wait for the night his wig falls off during his awful rendition of some 80s rock song. He also pulls the Bret Michaels trick of wearing a bandanna over his wig.
Since we’re on the top of American Idol, Paula Abdul gave the hottest quote last night about that little twinkie, David Archuleta. She said, “David, you are ridiculous. I wanted to squish you, squeeze your head off, and dangle you from my rear-view mirror. You are, no, honest to god, that is one of the most beautiful songs ever written, and one of the most moving performances I’ve ever heard.” David better keep an axe, a necklace of garlic or a gun close, because Paula wasn’t joking. She was being serious.
And lastly, Danny Noriega gave another dragalicious performance last night. He did The Carpenters’ “Superstar” which was pretty fitting, because the song really went with his 1970s Florence Henderson hair.