We Know How This Is Going To Play Out

February 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Mischa Barton was officially charged with being a dumb bitch, driving under the influence, driving without a license and possession of marijuana. All these charges are from her arrest on December 27th. Her court date has been set for Thursday.

Mischa was pulled over in West Hollywood in December after she didn’t signal when making a turn and straddling traffic.

We know how this is going to play out. We’ve been through this before. The judge will make a big show of things and sentence her to like 10 million years. She’ll cry about it and say she’s ready to accept responsibility, but then she’ll serve exactly 7 seconds in the clink. She will waltz in, get her picture taken and then waltz out. She will then fade away until her next arrest, rehab visit, pregnancy or shotgun wedding. She’s so transparent.

I still love her retired trailer trash rock star mug shot. It looks the cover of a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band album.

Source: TMZ

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