Two Douchebag Attention Whores Finally Join Forces
February 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
This is some National Geographic shit right here. I’ve never seen brand new super STDs being created right before my very eyes. The CDC is probably jacking off to this. Parasite Hilton and the fat Madden brother made a big deal of “going public” while shopping at Fred Segal yesterday. Fat Madden recently split from Australian model Sophie Monk and it looks like he’s rebounding with the biggest whore in Hollywood. Sophie is probably sitting back, eating her vegemite and loving this.
I’m praying the new super STD they create will devour them whole and we can be rid of them once and for all.
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