Sexy Moves Halted

February 26, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince’s years of performing sexy moves that have sent men and women into seizures of pleasure has cost him a hip. 49-year-old Prince will reportedly undergo hip replacement surgery. The surgery will involve removing the ball and socket of his damaged hip and replacing it with a titanium joint.

A source said, “For months Prince, who always puts on the most energetic shows, has been complaining of pain every time he moves. He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again.”

It’s a sad day when Prince’s sexy hips are being replaced. They should bronze that shit and put it in the Museum of Sex. Prince getting hip replacement surgery makes me feel fucking ancient. The day Madonna gets treated for cataracts is the day I’m just going to go ahead and check myself into the retirement home.

Tags: Hotness, Talk Shows

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