“Just Friends”

February 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Petra Nemcova is denying that she’s dating Sean Penn even though they were reportedly “canoodling” at Elton John’s Oscar party. She claims they are just friends. Petra said, β€œYes, we are friends. He is on the advisory board of my charity.” I think that’s code for “he’s seen my vagina several times.” Sean can join the advisory board of my charity anytime he wants.

It’s a good thing that Petra is denying that shit now. She doesn’t want to be connected to The Penn. She’s saving herself from having to answer tons embarrassing questions when Sean gets caught snorting coke off of a hooker’s labia.

And what the hell are they eating? A chocolate diaphragm?

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