Farewell To Neverland?

February 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Jacko’s house of (alleged) pedo sin, Neverland Ranch, will go up for auction unless he comes up with $24,525,906.61 by March 19th. Janet Jackson better start working on her next album STAT! Somebody’s got to pay off that debt. Fox’s Roger Friedman reports that Jacko was notified on Monday from the trustee that if he doesn’t pay off the debt, his shit will be auctioned in front of the Santa Barbara County Courthouse.

Jacko will not only lose the house and property, but everything in it including furniture, carnival rides and appliances will go to auction as well. Jacko hasn’t lived there since 2005 and all of his animals have also left.

I wonder if gallons of Jesus Juice are included in the auction? If it is, I’ll take it. I’ve been dying to get my hands on Jacko’s secret recipe.

There’s no way I would ever sleep in that joint. It would probably feel like someone is always watching you. They probably are, because I’m sure Jacko put cameras in every room.

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