The Winners!

February 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Did I make it? Damn, that shit was long. I was going in and out of consciousness, but I made it thanks to Red Bull and the promise that it would end soon. Overall, it was everything I thought it would be….BORING! I actually perked up when John Travolta slipped a bit. I was crossing my fingers hoping he would eat it and his shit hair would be all over the floor. Oh how that would be so beautiful. Anyway, here’s the winners and I’m sure you know.

Best Picture – No Country For Old Men
Best Directors – Those bitches who directed that Old Men movie
Best Actor – Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood (that speech confused me and I’m still trying to decode it)
Best Actress – Marion Cotillard, La Vie En Rose (love that Frenchie!)
Best Supporting Actor – Javier Bardem, No Country For Old Men
Best Supporting Actress – Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton (Go Eric Stolz’s twin!)
Best Adapted Screenplay – Those bitches who wrote that Old Men movie
Best Original Screenplay – Diablo Cody, Juno

Click here to see all the winners

Thankfully that’s over!

P.S. – Was it just me or did they miss Brad Renfro during the “In Memoriam” thing? Rude!

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