Shauna Sand attended the “100 Stars” Oscar party last night and wore her signature lucite heels. Since it was a special night, Shauna dressed them up a little bit using $2 ribbon from the craft supply store. Now a pair of $5 shoes look $7! Instant expensive glamour! Her shoes look fantastic, pity about the dress. It looks like it got caught in the elevator.
It’s funny for a party called “100 Stars” there were about 0 stars there. This shit was also attended by Jeff Conaway with his girlfriend Vicki, Jenna Jameson, Baby Huey, Kelly LeBrock, Sally Kirkland and Traci Bingham. All the major names in Hollywood.
What the hell is Jeff still doing with Vicki! Vicki is the Sam Lutfi of D-list celebrities! She is totally making Vicodin cocktails for Jeff. Jenna and Kelly should totally team up and do a remake of Howard the Duck. They both have the lips to play the title role.
And that’s where Sally Kirkland was?! Shit, that was the real party to be at.