Sharon Stone Wearing A Rat’s Paw

February 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Sharon Stone really can’t go to an event without wearing some dead animal on her. I’m beginning to think that the animals aren’t dead, but once they touch Sharon their souls are sucked into her. It’s probably what she does to stay alive. She’s sucking the souls of dead animals. When I first saw these pictures of Sharon at Elton John’s Oscar party I almost couldn’t believe that she wasn’t wearing any fur. I figured she was wearing fur panties. Of course, she found a way to get her dead animal in. Sharon wore a rat’s paw and said it was good luck.

Somebody perform some sort of ritual on that rat’s paw and bring it back to life. Sharon needs a beat down and that rat paw is the one to do it.

Thanks MJ

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